fish shaming [x]
jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
the truth is out there.
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.
And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.
With good acting
To be fair, I watch a lot of porn too.
Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.
Also, his shirt.
And his little apron
Ugh this is annoying
The fork pissed me off so much.
AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE
I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”
you just broke your own fourth wall
one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”
I said on commercial referring to the weekend
The other day I referred to my customers as characters
At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.
And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!
ETA: He’s been tracked down.
HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.
Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.
REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT
Wow. Brandon Bayard from Superior, Wisconsin is the type of asshole who threatens to rape people and then hides behind anonymity. Way to go, Brandon Bayard from Superior, Wisconsin.
The world suffered a great loss when capes went out of fashion.